"Yeah, I want that Hemnes chest of drawers, but I don't want to pay the full Ikea price."
or, even worse,
"This Goodwill is expensive!" and "There was this adorable onesie, but it was $2.00 and I was like, No way!"
or, perhaps even worse,
"That Salvation Army is ridiculous. It's too expensive - I'm not going back there again."
I think we can officially say I've taken design-on-a-dime to a new (absurd?) level.