I can't claim these are the funniest I've ever seen - but they are the funniest I've seen recently.
4. "vintage linoleum flooring pieces" described by the owner as "creepy nursery" (free)
I believe the picture shows such a description to be accurate.
beveled spelled bevold
dining room spelled dinningroom
wrought iron spelled (of course) rod iron
armoire spelled, variously, armire, amoir, or armore
2. "Vintage JESUS bead curtain"
This thing costs a whopping $75, but what the seller posted before the pictures almost makes it worth it:
"Walk into Jesus anytime you want!"
1. "FROZEN MEAT" (free)
Unfortunately, there was no picture with this one. But, as if the title isn't delicious enough, the description will have you rushing to your local deli:
"I have about 3 pounds of frozen salami, sliced. Been in the freezer for about a year.
Not sure if this is something that your animals can eat or not."
Yeah, that's real. I did not make it up. If only I had, my friends. If only I had.