The "Best" award goes to a real headline that sounds both like it's straight out of The Onion and completely accurate:
"Fox News Viewers Known Less Than People Who Don't Watch Any News: Study"
Maybe I should clue my dad in - ? He watches all the new channels though (constantly), so maybe he's breaking even.
And the "Worst" award goes to Herman Cain for declaring that should he be elected president (dear goodness, please no) he will do whatever he can to defund Planned Parenthood. Yeah, sounds like a great idea. NOT. How do these idiots get into the position to run for the most powerful job in the world?!
Guess my politics are pretty obvious at this point :).