George Clooney has gone public about his relationship with Stacy Keibler, whoever that is. These two gorgeous people (though she really doesn't do anything for me; blondes, IMO, are over-rated) have been spending some time together for the past few months, and, undoubtedly, they will continue to do so for the next few months/years. Even so, you can be sure that Ms. Keibler will not be the next Mrs. Clooney.
Why?
B/c George Clooney said a long time ago that he will never remarry,* and numerous long relationships that have not led to a walk down the altar should be evidence enough that he means business. That is, the business of staying a bachelor.
So: stop dreaming, stop theorizing, stop guessing, stop scheming. If what you want is a big ol' rock; the romantic vowels on the beach; the growing fat together as you grow old together, try pinning your hopes on someone other than one of only three men* to rank as People's Sexiest Man Alive twice (1997 and 2006). Besides, he probably works too much and doesn't pick up his underwear.
Signed,
Yours Truly
* Clooney was married to Talia Balsam in the early '90s.
** Brad Pitt and Richard Gere (yum) were the other two.
Hey wait a cotton pickin’ minute....I’m blond and my wife tells me I’m the most attractive blond she’s ever come across! Okay, now I feel better....
ReplyDeleteGeorge Clooney isn’t marriage material, that’s for sure. He’s that super duper attractive guy that every woman on earth lust for but will never, ever have. I love the idea of growing old, fat and senile with my beautiful European wife of 14 years.