Wednesday, June 22, 2011

You're Jealous

Yep, that's right: you're jealous b/c you don't have a 25 year-old ex-con (read: dealer of heroin) across the street from your house in his parents' driveway, topless and wearing the single pair of shorts he appears to own (blue mesh, knee-length), showing off his hard-earned muscles (that is, earned in the prison yard), tricking out his Kia with a new sound system, blasting mid-nineties rap music. 

If I'm not mistaken, he was recently bumping Bone Thugs' "Crossroads," a true gem released circa 1995. But I can't be sure, b/c the freaking bass was so loud I could barely make out any other sounds

Ahhh, summer. 


  1. I will never understand the appeal of having the bass so loud that it shakes your brain inside your head. Ugh. Sadly we too have such neighbors. Though I don't believe them to be former criminals...I guess that's something.

  2. haha. My bass is so high it shakes the car mirrors. I so get down to lil wayne and gucci mane in my car but im in "hotlanta" aka the hip hop capital of the world so its OK for me to act hood in my 2008 black caliber. But Kia boy can not justify his poserness