What you should be doing at 4:12 a.m. on a Monday

1.  Sleeping. 

2.  Not frantically grading response/rebuttal and extension papers. 

3.  Not writing a blog post about how you're not doing #1 and #2. 

*If you fulfill none of the above, chances are you have procrastinated beyond all reasonableness and now have 7 papers to grade and half a paper to write by Tuesday. 

**Dumb idea.